A third-world hotel experience without leaving the US!
Half of our group checked out before spending a night there because the rooms were filthy and/or basic items like the shower were not functional (bare pipes sticking out of the wall). The smell of weed permeates everything (simply using the elevator is enough to give you the munchies). While my room was relatively clean-ish, it had obviously been occupied by a group that had been enjoying spring break there, as there was a lot of literature left over about it, and because the room absolutely reeked of vomit. In an effort to air the room out, I opened the door to the balcony (one of the panes in the double-pane sliding door had been shattered and 'cleverly concealed' with black duct tape). While the 'airing out process' did nothing to alleviate the smell, it did attract a large quantity of flies.
I did manage to spend three nights there, a fact that I am oddly proud of. Having said that, I was the only one of my group to do so, and I certainly would not recommend it.
The main takeaway is that the hotel's owners are completely without conscience. To charge anyone to stay in that place is bordering on the criminal... speaking of which, two of my three nights also featured loud domestic disputes in the rooms around me.
To say I wouldn't recommend staying here would be an understatement.