Oh, what a stay to remember—from 8/20 to 8/24, we had the pleasure of experiencing hospitality at its most... interpretive. The staff greeted us with such warmth that they even let us check in early. That brief moment of competence? Easily the highlight of our visit.
From there, it was a masterclass in how not to run a hotel. The staff was so friendly, they must’ve thought we’d enjoy a more “natural” experience—no towels, no trash pickup, and certainly no cleaning, despite our repeated requests. They even had a charming little sign promising cleaning every other day. Adorable! Four days later, still nothing. I guess they meant “every other day in an alternate universe.”
And the hot water situation? Oh, just a minor detail—who needs it for over 24 hours, right? Cold showers build character.
In summary, if you're looking for a place that redefines the meaning of “worst hotel stay ever,” look no further. Five stars—for effort in disappointment.